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"PLURsonal Trainer" Tee

"PLURsonal Trainer" Tee

$35.00 USD
$35.00 USD
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Ever feel like some people need a personal trainer for PLUR, not just for their glutes?
This tee promotes you to PLURsonal Trainer – the one who knows that, just like fitness, Peace, Love, Unity and Respect only grow if you actually put in the reps.

The front hits with a neon gym–style badge that reads “Certified WOMP PLURsonal Trainer – Worldwide Organization for Maintaining PLUR,” complete with barbell and PLUR icons. On the back, big block letters ask: “BUT… DO YOU EVEN PLUR THO?” and a sticky note spells it out: “A WOMP PLURsonal Trainer can help you with those PLUR gains!” It’s a playful flex and a quiet promise that you’re down to coach people toward better vibes.

This tee comes in two color schemes across four colorways, so you can choose between a louder neon look or a slightly cooler palette and still keep the same message.

Why you’ll love it:

  • PLUR meets gym culture – Neon nods to gym goers and fitness lovers, perfect for ravers who hit the weights as hard as they hit the rail.
  • Mindset reminder – Treat PLUR like a muscle you train: maintain it, grow it, and show up consistently for the community.
  • Front badge, back challenge – Professional “certified” look on the front; bold “DO YOU EVEN PLUR THO?” hook and sticky-note CTA on the back to spark conversations and laughs.
  • Festival-to-everyday fit – Bright, non-trippy graphic that works at shows, in the gym, or anywhere you want to rep both PLUR and your commitment to self-improvement.

Throw it on and step into your role as the friend who keeps everyone’s vibes in shape – the certified PLURsonal Trainer helping the crew chase real PLUR gains.

How is it made?

  • 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton, mid-weight 6.1 oz/yd², pre-shrunk for a consistent fit
  • Soft-washed, garment-dyed finish for mellow color and a lived-in, broken-in feel from day one
  • Tubular knit body (no side seams) to reduce fabric waste and keep the tee looking clean and smooth
  • Double-needle stitched seams and a sewn-in label for durability and long-term wear
  • DTG printing for vibrant designs with a soft hand feel (no thick, plasticky print)

How does it fit?

  • Relaxed unisex fit with a slightly boxier, vintage tee silhouette
  • True to size in the chest and shoulders; size up if you’re between sizes or want an oversized / festival fit
  • Mid-weight 6.1 oz fabric that feels soft and broken-in thanks to the garment-dyed wash
  • Scroll to the last photo in the thumbnails for a size guide reference table

Where are the materials sourced?

We proudly source our T-Shirt blanks from Comfort Colors:

  • Cotton: 100% ring-spun cotton grown in the United States (U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol member)
  • Manufacturing: Cut, sewn, and garment-dyed in audited facilities in Honduras (WRAP- and Fair Labor Association–aligned)
  • Dye process: OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact, salt-free pigment dyes and a garment-dye process designed to use less water than traditional methods

What are the care instructions?

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean

**We recommend washing inside out to help preserve the lifespan of the print**

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Why Wear WOMP?

  • Repping PLUR creates PLURiosity:

    When a WOMP design is worn by YOU, PLUR is on full display - a visual broadcast to ALL! Constant visible reminders can make WOMP/PLUR feel like a special club, inspiring curiosity among rookie ravers. What's PLUR and how can I be part of it?

  • Outward expression boosts inner resolve:

    When you adorn yourself with a message, you adopt traits related to that cause. "Wearing PLUR" fuels your commitment and moves you to take action. Psychologists call this "enclothed cognition". Research shows what you wear shapes your behavior.

  • Group identity strengthens unity:

    We're making PLURagent uniforms, not just ravewear. Studies show that when sharing a common affiliation people feel safe and more aligned - far more likely to act, speak, trust, and show up as a team. When you wear WOMP, you’re reporting for duty.

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The WOMP PLURmise:

  • STANDARD OF EXCELLENCE

    Your PEACE of mind is totally LOCKED IN - We back MAINSTAGE TIER materials with customer service that SLAPS!

  • URGENCY AND EFFICIENCY

    We LOVE that PLUR spreads with each FIT you buy - So we GO OFF with fast processing and our shipping is LIT AF!

  • CONSISTENT EVOLUTION

    Community UNITY is a voice for all - Please TAP IN with feedback and we can LEVEL UP so each drop HITS DIFFERENT!

  • ENHANCED EXPERIENCE

    We RESPECT that WOMP orders may tap into the FESTIVAL fund - So our B2B2B Rewards GOES HARD and promos are GAS!

What is WOMP?

WOMP was born on the eve of PLUR's death in 2199. Before its last remnants disappeared completely, the PLURanimals, founders of WOMP, set course for 2025 in search of PLURagents.

With WOMP's help, a Community Focus, and Mission Supplies - YOU can alter the course of PLUR and SAVE THE FUTURE for us all.

WOMP is YOU. YOU are PLUR.
It is growing - Or it is dying.
UNITY is KEY!

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