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"PLURsonal Trainer" Hoodie

"PLURsonal Trainer" Hoodie

$70.00 USD
$70.00 USD
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Ever feel like some people need a personal trainer for PLUR, not just for their glutes?
This hoodie promotes you to PLURsonal Trainer – the one who knows that, just like fitness, Peace, Love, Unity and Respect only grow if you actually put in the reps.

The front hits with a big neon gym–style badge that reads “Certified WOMP PLURsonal Trainer – Worldwide Organization for Maintaining PLUR”, complete with barbell and PLUR icons. On the back, a playful flyer-style ad asks: “NEED HELP WITH PLUR?” and invites people to “Just ask a PLURsonal Trainer – please take ONE!” with tear-off tabs for extra laughs, so anyone behind you knows you’re taking clients for PLUR gains.

This hoodie comes in two color schemes across three colorways, letting you choose between a louder neon look or a cooler palette while keeping the same certified-trainer energy.

Why you’ll love it:

  • PLUR meets gym culture – Neon nods to gym goers and fitness lovers, perfect for ravers who hit the weights as hard as they hit the rail.
  • Built-in icebreaker – The back “Need help with PLUR?” flyer and tear-off gag make it effortless to spark conversations and jokes in line, in crowds, or at the afters.
  • Front badge, back flyer – Professional “certified” look on the front and a bold help-wanted style ad on the back that acts like a CTA and makes your role as the crew’s PLUR coach impossible to miss.
  • Festival-to-everyday layer – Cozy unisex hoodie that works for chilly nights at shows, rest days, or any time you want to rep PLUR and your commitment to self-improvement.

Throw it on and step into your role as the friend who keeps everyone’s vibes in shape – the certified PLURsonal Trainer helping the crew chase real PLUR gains.

How is it made?

  • 80% ring-spun U.S. cotton / 20% polyester, heavy 9.5 oz/yd² (322 g/m²) fleece with a 100% cotton face for a soft, premium feel
  • Soft-washed, garment-dyed finish for mellow color and that broken-in, vintage hoodie feel from day one
  • 3-end fleece construction with jersey-lined hood, rolled-forward shoulders, and 1×1 ribbed cuffs & hem to help the hoodie keep its shape and stand up to serious wear
  • Kangaroo pocket, neck tape, and sewn-in twill label for everyday comfort and a clean, finished interior
  • DTG printing for vibrant designs with a soft hand feel (no thick, plasticky print)

How does it fit?

  • Relaxed unisex fit with a slightly boxier, vintage-style hoodie silhouette
  • True to size in the chest and shoulders; size up if you’re between sizes, want an oversized/festival fit, or plan to layer heavier pieces underneath
  • Heavy 9.5 oz fleece that feels substantial but broken-in after the garment-dye wash
  • Scroll to the last photo in the thumbnails for a size guide reference table

Where are the materials sourced?

We proudly source our Hoodie blanks from Comfort Colors:

  • Fleece: 80% ring-spun cotton grown in the United States (U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol cotton) blended with 20% polyester for durability and shape retention
  • Manufacturing: Cut, sewn, and garment-dyed in audited facilities in Honduras (WRAP- and Fair Labor Association–aligned)
  • Dye process: Garment-dyed with OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact, salt-free pigment dyes using a process designed to use less water than traditional methods

What are the care instructions?

  • Do not dryclean
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat

**We recommend washing inside out to help preserve the lifespan of the print**

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Why Wear WOMP?

  • Repping PLUR creates PLURiosity:

    When a WOMP design is worn by YOU, PLUR is on full display - a visual broadcast to ALL! Constant visible reminders can make WOMP/PLUR feel like a special club, inspiring curiosity among rookie ravers. "What's PLUR, how can I be part of it?"

  • Outward expression boosts inner resolve:

    When you adorn yourself with a message, you adopt traits related to that cause. "Wearing PLUR" fuels your commitment and moves you to take action. Psychologists call this "enclothed cognition". Research shows what you wear shapes your behavior.

  • Group identity strengthens unity:

    We're making PLURagent uniforms, not just ravewear. Studies show that when sharing a common affiliation people feel safe and more aligned - far more likely to act, speak, trust, and show up as a team. When you wear WOMP, you’re reporting for duty.

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The WOMP PLURmise:

  • STANDARD OF EXCELLENCE

    Your PEACE of mind is totally LOCKED IN - We back MAINSTAGE TIER materials with customer service that SLAPS!

  • URGENCY AND EFFICIENCY

    We LOVE that PLUR spreads with each FIT you buy - So we GO OFF with fast processing and our shipping is LIT AF!

  • CONSISTENT EVOLUTION

    Community UNITY is a voice for all - Please TAP IN with feedback and we can LEVEL UP so each drop HITS DIFFERENT!

  • ENHANCED EXPERIENCE

    We RESPECT that WOMP orders may tap into the FESTIVAL fund - So our B2B2B Rewards GOES HARD and promos are GAS!

What is WOMP?

WOMP was born on the eve of PLUR's death in 2199. Before its last remnants disappeared completely, the PLURanimals, founders of WOMP, set course for 2025 in search of PLURagents.

With WOMP's help, a Community Focus, and Mission Supplies - YOU can alter the course of PLUR and SAVE THE FUTURE for us all.

WOMP is YOU. YOU are PLUR.
It is growing - Or it is dying.
UNITY is KEY!

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